I like the most scatterbrained features from Bluebird Films, like "Secret Garden" and "Honeymoon", filled with flights of fancy and non sequitur sequences. But "The Only Good Man...Is a Dead Man" is amateur night filmmaking, and merely repeats the same sketch, with different actresses, over and over again. Sort of "Groundhog Day' meets SNL meets XXX.
With American import Eva Angelina top-billed the British junker concerns female revenge on the male sex. First of five vignettes has Eva as a schoolgirl abused by the teacher, but after the money shot she reaches into her desk, pulls out a gun and shoots the guy. I knew I was in deep, deep trouble at this point because the gun goes off with a sound somewhat less threatening than a cap pistol.
It turns out she's a member of Fire Chicks Inc., a Panhellenic organization which comically brings back memories of SCUM, not a James Bond ripoff acronym but the society of "I Shot Warhol" nutcase Valerie Solanas.
Second Fire Chicks member is ultra-busty Carly Parker, hands down the breast in show here. She uses a machine gun on her humping guy, with extremely poor SPFX for depicting the muzzle flare.
The next vignette dealing with "Road Rage" errs in having the same actor, Jay "The Snake Tattoo" R., from Carly's segment reappear, getting killed once again in his new role by yet another huge-breasts femme. Proper sequencing in the compilation style video would have placed this scene at some distance from Jay's other one.
Cindy Behr and guest star from continental Europe Angel Dark have lesbian sex before servicing guys in group sex in the following segment, with the killing occurring earlier.
Finale has the gun shots remaining silent in yet another flub. Overall the sex is ordinary and the excuse of a premise absurdly mishandled.
With American import Eva Angelina top-billed the British junker concerns female revenge on the male sex. First of five vignettes has Eva as a schoolgirl abused by the teacher, but after the money shot she reaches into her desk, pulls out a gun and shoots the guy. I knew I was in deep, deep trouble at this point because the gun goes off with a sound somewhat less threatening than a cap pistol.
It turns out she's a member of Fire Chicks Inc., a Panhellenic organization which comically brings back memories of SCUM, not a James Bond ripoff acronym but the society of "I Shot Warhol" nutcase Valerie Solanas.
Second Fire Chicks member is ultra-busty Carly Parker, hands down the breast in show here. She uses a machine gun on her humping guy, with extremely poor SPFX for depicting the muzzle flare.
The next vignette dealing with "Road Rage" errs in having the same actor, Jay "The Snake Tattoo" R., from Carly's segment reappear, getting killed once again in his new role by yet another huge-breasts femme. Proper sequencing in the compilation style video would have placed this scene at some distance from Jay's other one.
Cindy Behr and guest star from continental Europe Angel Dark have lesbian sex before servicing guys in group sex in the following segment, with the killing occurring earlier.
Finale has the gun shots remaining silent in yet another flub. Overall the sex is ordinary and the excuse of a premise absurdly mishandled.