The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Ritch Shydner/Rita Rudner/Darryl Sivad/Fred Roggin (1988)
Rita Rudner: Self - Guest Comic
Quotes
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Rita Rudner : My parents - they wouldn't even push me on the swing. They'd just sit me on the swing and run back and forth, and say, "It looks similar to this."
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Rita Rudner : Once I asked my dad the facts of life. He said, "If you don't pay your mortgage, the bank forecloses on the house."
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Rita Rudner : I did read that men reach their sexual peak at 18, and women reach their sexual peak at 35. Do you get the feeling God is into practical jokes? We're reaching our sexual peak right around the same time they're discovering they have a favorite chair.