The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)

Ritch Shydner/Rita Rudner/Darryl Sivad/Fred Roggin (1988)

Ritch Shydner: Self - Guest Comic

Quotes 

• Ritch Shydner : Women generally take longer to get ready because they care about how they look. Guys tend to be very basic: "This shirt go with these pants? All right, let's go. What do you mean? What? Stain? What stain?

  [hikes up his pants] 

  Ritch Shydner : How about now?"