Chicago Med (TV Series)

Mirror, Mirror (2017)

Jeff Hephner: Jeff Clarke

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• Dr. Ethan Choi : [a patient has a gun up his rectum]  He says he has no idea how the gun got up there.

  Sharon Goodwin : All right, what are our options?

  Dr. Ethan Choi : It's not gonna be easy getting it out. It's just past his sphincter.

  Jeff Clarke : Plus, the hammer's cocked. So if there's a live round in there...

  Sharon Goodwin : Seriously?

  Dr. Stanley Stohl : Could do some real damage... 22 single-shot derringer. That's a big kick for a little gun.

  Sharon Goodwin : So we work up a plan to get him to the O.R. Page the surgeon on call.

  Dr. Ethan Choi : Ms. Goodwin, I think it'd be safer to do it here. Jeff and I both have weapons experience. We sedate him, try to slide it out. If we can't make it, then we call in surgery.

  Jeff Clarke : I'm in.

  Maggie Lockwood : Should we call CPD?

  Sharon Goodwin : Yes. We'll need enough body armor and gear to protect whoever's in there with him. And let's keep this area clear.

  Dr. Stanley Stohl : And I'll keep the cameraman away from all this. It's unsafe, and frankly, it's distasteful.

• Dr. Ethan Choi : What do we have here?

  Jeff Clarke : Dr. Choi, this is Rey Ochoa, who insisted there is nothing at all wrong with him.

  Dr. Ethan Choi : That's weird. Charge nurse said he was found doubled over on the floor of a gas station bathroom screaming out in pain.

  Rey Ochoa : I wasn't screaming in pain. Only gay-ass punks do that.

  Dr. Ethan Choi : Rey, you might not be aware, but I'm a Navy Flight Surgeon, still in active reserve. And Jeff here was an Army Ranger. Seen plenty of men screaming out in pain.

  Jeff Clarke : Tougher guys than me.

  Dr. Ethan Choi : So... how about we take a look?

  Rey Ochoa : How about you suck me?

• Dr. Ethan Choi : Seen this movie before. Even when he says he has something lodged up his rectum.

  Jeff Clarke : Seriously?

  Dr. Ethan Choi : See how he's hunched up on the gurney, trying to take the pressure off the rear end? Plus all the lip. The embarrassment makes them combative.

  Jeff Clarke : All right. I'll try and get an x-ray.

• Sharon Goodwin : [Jeff was hit by a bullet during the removal of a gun from a patient's rectum]  How's our human shield doing?

  Dr. Ethan Choi : Just finished washing it out now.

  Jeff Clarke : That's what I get for trusting a squid with a firearm.