Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)
Strange or Just Inconsiderate? (2017)
Timothy Olyphant: Joel Hammond
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Quotes
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Sheila Hammond : What happened?
Joel Hammond : I killed Dan.
Sheila Hammond : I thought you were just going to talk to him.
Joel Hammond : Negotiations broke down, so I hit him in the head with a shovel.
Sheila Hammond : Oh, my God.
Joel Hammond : It just happened. He was threatening to send you to jail and saying mean things, and you kinda had to be there.
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Lisa Palmer : I'm sure Dan is fine. He's probably just in the desert shooting owls, or at the beach shooting starfish, or maybe at that strip club that has the bacon he likes.
Joel Hammond : He's a man of many interests.
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Joel Hammond : [to Dan's dismembered corpse] I'm sorry, dude. Jesus, I killed you and I'm saying, "Sorry, dude," like I just beat you at beer pong. I saw the most beautiful sunrise this morning. I've been appreciating a lot of things these past 24 hours. Maybe 'cause I've realized you never know when your neighbor might kill you with a shovel. But I don't have to tell half of you that.
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Anne Garcia : Mmm! Mmm! Nothing beats a juicy fresh tomato.
Lisa Palmer : Anne grows tomatoes in her garden.
Anne Garcia : I thought they would be too dry this year.
Sheila Hammond : Tomatoes. What can't they do?
Joel Hammond : Vote? Drive? I don't know.
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Anne Garcia : Why are you crying, Joel?
Sheila Hammond : Joel really looks up to Dan. Dan's sort of like a father figure to him. And now that he's missing, it's brought up a lot of abandonment issues.
Anne Garcia : Did your father leave?
Joel Hammond : Nope.
Sheila Hammond : It's also brought up some denial issues.
