- Joel Hammond: So, who are you planning on eating, Loki? Because you are killing people, right? It's not all just singin' and dancin'.
- Loki Hayes: I made a deal with my old gang. They let me go, and if they need to get rid of a body, they leave it in my van in the Magic Mountain parking lot. By the way, that's like the third sketchiest thing happening in that parking lot.
- Sheila Hammond: This is a weird question, but did you happen to find something that looked like a small red ball?
- Esther: No.
- Sheila Hammond, Joel Hammond: [both sigh in relief]
- Esther: Just this medium red ball.
- Sheila Hammond: Oh, my God.
- Joel Hammond: I'd call that small, Esther.
- Esther: Maybe. I have little hands.
- Joel Hammond: Still!
- Sheila Hammond: Did he leave anything else?
- Esther: Notebook. I will not guess its size.
- Joel Hammond: That's medium!
- Abby Hammond: Should we call the police?
- Eric Bemis: Here's my perspective on that. We hired a guy who does illegal stuff to fix a bike we're not legally allowed to ride with money I stole from a corrupt cop whose body is in your parents' freezer. So, no.
- Joel Hammond: [dumping bag of items from shopping bag onto bed] I think we bought too much stuff.
- Sheila Hammond: We've never killed a dead person before. I don't know how to shop for that.
- Joel Hammond: You could start by staying out of the cosmetics aisle.
- Sheila Hammond: I needed a brush.
- Joel Hammond: Just once I'd like to come home from a store with only the stuff on our list.
- Sheila Hammond: Oh, I don't remember a men's manicure kit being on our list.
- Joel Hammond: Now I don't have to borrow yours. Look, the whole system broke down after you bought the brush. I just embraced the chaos.
- Sheila Hammond: We have to kill him. It's our only way out.
- Joel Hammond: I know.
- Sheila Hammond: So why did we come upstairs?
- Joel Hammond: To get our weapons.
- Sheila Hammond: You mean the ones we weren't going to use so I put them back in the kitchen and the garage?
- Joel Hammond: Yes, those!
- Sheila Hammond: Don't you get upset with me. You're the one who bought me that Japanese tidying-up book.
- Joel Hammond: I just wanted your shoes out of the hallway.
- Joel Hammond: I have a question. In your notebook, it says you "must kill" tonight at 8:00? Who were you planning on killing, Loki?
- Loki Hayes: Everyone.
- Joel Hammond: Jesus!
- Loki Hayes: With my music. I was actualizing what I wanted to happen in my performance. And it worked. A couple from Chatsworth bought my CD.
- Sheila Hammond: That's wonderful! I want one.
- Loki Hayes: [gives Sheila his CD]
- Sheila Hammond: Oh! "Loki: So Alive." I love it.
- Travis: Sure, cupcake, I can fix it for you. I take cash, grass or ass. And I'm good on cash and grass.
- Abby Hammond: Dude, I'm 16.
- Eric Bemis: Yeah, me too.
- Travis: [to Eric] Nobody wants to fuck you, shitstain.
- Eric Bemis: Noted.