Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)

The Book! (2017)

Teo Olivares: Bordan

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Quotes 

• Joel Hammond : [extending hand]  Hi, I'm Joel, Eric's friend.

  Bordan : I'm thirsty.

  [avoids eye contact and walks away] 

  Joel Hammond : What the hell was that?

  Eric Bemis : These people aren't like you. You can't come on that strong.

  Joel Hammond : "I'm Joel" is too strong?

  Eric Bemis : Yes. With those piercing eyes and perfect posture, you're like that hundred-foot-tall Christ statue overlooking Rio.