Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)
Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats (2017)
Timothy Olyphant: Joel Hammond
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Quotes
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Joel Hammond : So there's not a cure, and the partial cure might not even work because we're too late, and Sheila's not a rat. But the good news is I get to make an elderly woman throw up in a bucket, which might be a turn-on for some people, but it's not my thing. Yet! Who knows? The night is young!
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Joel Hammond : I made you a smoothie from the last of that Porsche guy.
Sheila Hammond : I thought I finished him?
Joel Hammond : Nope. I found a bag of his face behind the ice cream.
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Joel Hammond : What won't we do?
Sheila Hammond : I don't wear fur, and I won't eat people's buttholes.