- Brian Griffin: I can't believe you guys. Don't you realize you're contributing to a potential public health disaster by not vaccinating your child?
- Lois Griffin: That's exactly the point. My child. He's my child and nothing matters more than his well-being.
- Stewie Griffin: Oh, God. This is gonna be a Lois story, isn't it?
- [to the camera]
- Stewie Griffin: "Game of Thrones" is on. Just a reminder.
- Peter Griffin: Who's up for another game of hot breath telephone?
- [whispers something in Chris' ear]
- Chris Griffin: [yells] We're all gonna die!
- Peter Griffin: Chris, you're supposed to whisper that to the next person.
- Lois Griffin: Oh, my God, Peter! You've got measles!
- Peter Griffin: Now hold on, hold on. Before we all freak out, it might just be full body herpes.
- Meg Griffin: Wait, you guys. Dad might not have been vaccinated. Didn't Grandma say he was born in Mexico?
- Peter Griffin: Nobody remembers that, Meg.
- Peter Griffin: We made this mistake before. We got the other kids vaccinated, but Meg still got chicken pox.
- Meg Griffin: Dad, this is acne.
- Peter Griffin: Girl, you nasty.
- Lois Griffin: Great, just what I needed: a lecture from liberal Hollywood.
- Stewie Griffin: This whole thing has been a lecture from liberal Hollywood.