The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Military Miniaturization (2016)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Penny Hofstadter : How did you think you were going to hide your pregnancy?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I had a plan. I kept leaving Dove bar wrappers around to explain any weight gain.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Where did you get empty Dove bar wrappers?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : From all the DOVE BARS I ATE! I'M PREGNANT! Try to keep up!
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Apple slices? What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit?
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hey, I learned a long time ago when you're four feet eleven and eye level with every guy's crotch, that's where you punch.
Penny Hofstadter : That's funny; I learned something totally different.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : I've been trying to figure out a way to get back at her. Do you think using her work computer to Google "How to be a prostitute" is over the line?