Mom (TV Series)

Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop (2016)

William Fichtner: Adam Janikowski

Quotes 

• Adam : Is the meeting tonight an hour or an hour and a half?

  Christy : Hour and a half.

  Adam : [puts a beer can in his cooler]  Are you guys going out for coffee after the meeting?

  Bonnie : Yeah.

  Adam : [puts another beer can in his cooler]  Anybody having any personal problems?

  Christy : Jill had a run-in with her ex-husband and his new fiancee who's pregnant.

  Adam : [dumps the rest of the beer in]  Have fun at your meeting.

• Adam : [Bonnie and Christy come home and find him sloshed on the couch]  Hey Bonnie, did you have fun not drinking?

  [topples a pyramid of beer cans] 

• Adam : [to Bonnie]  While you're at your meeting, I'm going to stay here and get drunk.

  [Bonnie glares at him] 

  Adam : I mean get drunk alone, the way you're supposed to drink.

• Bonnie : Here you go, Bonnie Plunkett's world famous hangover cure.

  [hands him a beer can] 

  Adam : You complete me.

• Christy : [in the kitchen]  What're you doing in here so early?

  Adam : I didn't want to throw up in the bed.

  Christy : How considerate of you.

  Bonnie : [later, goes over to Adam]  Good morning, was that you painting the toilet this morning?

  Christy : Be nice, it could've been on your back.

• Jeanine : So Adam, did you enjoy your pie last night?

  Adam : [caught off guard]  Uh, that's kind of a personal question.

  Bonnie : [under her breath, firmly]  I-brought-you-back-a-piece-of-pie-from-the-meeting-last-night.

  Adam : Oh,

  [to Jeanine] 

  Adam : then yes.