Mom (TV Series)
Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop (2016)
Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett
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Quotes
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Adam : Is the meeting tonight an hour or an hour and a half?
Christy : Hour and a half.
Adam : [puts a beer can in his cooler] Are you guys going out for coffee after the meeting?
Bonnie : Yeah.
Adam : [puts another beer can in his cooler] Anybody having any personal problems?
Christy : Jill had a run-in with her ex-husband and his new fiancee who's pregnant.
Adam : [dumps the rest of the beer in] Have fun at your meeting.
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Christy : What if I spend thousands on going to college, thousands more going to law school, and by the time I become a lawyer, there aren't any jobs?
Marjorie : What if there's a huge earthquake and California just slides into the ocean?
Christy : So you think I shouldn't go into real estate?
Marjorie : No, my point is none of us knows what the future holds, we can only base our decisions on what we know right now.
Christy : Well I know I don't want to be tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debts.
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Bonnie : [kneeling by the bed praying] You getting anything yet?
Christy : Not with you yammering in my ear.
Bonnie : Sor-ry!
[resumes praying, a moment later]
Bonnie : Should we try Satan? I hear he gets things done.
Christy : [stands up, goes to the other side of the bed, kneels down, prays] She's not with me.