- Marjorie: [telling Christy to pray for guidance about her job] God wouldn't save you from drowning just to kick your ass on the beach.
- Adam: Is the meeting tonight an hour or an hour and a half?
- Christy: Hour and a half.
- Adam: [puts a beer can in his cooler] Are you guys going out for coffee after the meeting?
- Bonnie: Yeah.
- Adam: [puts another beer can in his cooler] Anybody having any personal problems?
- Christy: Jill had a run-in with her ex-husband and his new fiancee who's pregnant.
- Adam: [dumps the rest of the beer in] Have fun at your meeting.
- Christy: What if I spend thousands on going to college, thousands more going to law school, and by the time I become a lawyer, there aren't any jobs?
- Marjorie: What if there's a huge earthquake and California just slides into the ocean?
- Christy: So you think I shouldn't go into real estate?
- Marjorie: No, my point is none of us knows what the future holds, we can only base our decisions on what we know right now.
- Christy: Well I know I don't want to be tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debts.
- Adam: [Bonnie and Christy come home and find him sloshed on the couch] Hey Bonnie, did you have fun not drinking?
- [topples a pyramid of beer cans]
- Bonnie: [kneeling by the bed praying] You getting anything yet?
- Christy: Not with you yammering in my ear.
- Bonnie: Sor-ry!
- [resumes praying, a moment later]
- Bonnie: Should we try Satan? I hear he gets things done.
- Christy: [stands up, goes to the other side of the bed, kneels down, prays] She's not with me.