- [first lines]
- Doc Croc: Hello viewers, I am Doc Croc, the fun loving, friendly editor of Round the Bend, the world's first Electronic Video Comic. Fun, frolics and friendliness for everyone.
- [the three rats pop up holding signs above their heads and all shouting at the same time]
- Doc Croc: Get back, you scum!
- Doc Croc: Right, what's next, Vincent?
- Vince Vermin: Well, it was supposed to be Marvo the Memory Man, but he forgot to turn up.
- Doc Croc: This, pwoah, sensitive suffering soul is the head of my art department, Luchetti Bruchetti.
- Vince Vermin: Better known to us as Lou Brush.