- Roger Ebert - Host: [reviewing "Nothing But Trouble"] You know, I had a strange experience. I saw this movie on Tuesday night in a theater that was almost empty. But way in the back, there were three teenagers who were making a lot of noise. A LOT of noise. I don't mean talking loudly among themselves, I mean shouting, screaming. And at one point, I turned to them and asked them if they could talk a little louder.
- Roger Ebert - Host: Two more thumbs down, way down, way, way down, those thumbs are WAY outta sight, for "Nothing But Trouble", an all-time turkey.