- Ryan Vogelson: I don't want Boyd thinking that violence is fun. Now I'm gonna go outside and figure out where to hang the Donald Trump piñata.
- Ed Alzate: [Commenting on Kyle and Vanessa's crazy style of dancing] Looks like two dogs trying to get back in the boat.
- Ryan Vogelson: [Boyd takes aim at a quail, but doesn't have the heart to shoot it] Because of you, that bird will get to live another day.
- [the sound of a shotgun blast fills the air, and their eyes follow the quail to the ground]
- Mike Baxter: Did I mention there were other hunters out here today?