- Abbie: [In her letter] To the last group I ever wanted to be a member of. Crochet IS a metaphor for life. It's really hard.
- Glass Half Full Kate: So, I, um... I found a service online that can turn you into a tree when you die. You curl up in a little pod and they put your body in a fetal position, then they rest you inside of a tree. Or - or you can be part of a coral reef.
- Mean Phil: That's great. You can either be worm food or fish food.
- Glass Half Full Kate: Well, you become part of a larger ecosystem either way.
- Mean Phil: No, no, no. You don't become anything, because you are dead. Corpse.Dead.Mort! Yeah?
- Meryl: Your doily's ugly.