The Smelly Mystery: Little Monster Private Eye (1997 Video Game)
David SanAngelo: Little Monster, Detective Kerploppus
Quotes
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Ickky : [Repeated quote] Radical!
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Jerry Bombanat : Hey, Errg! Quit it!
Errg : Hahahaha! I always knew you were a drip!
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Ickky : You're going down tonight, dude!
Yally : Watch out, surfer boy!
Little Laff : Get him, Ickky!
Errg : Knock his brains out!
Jerry Bombanat : Hey, cut it out! I'm trying to read my book!
[Jerry got squirted from Errg's water gun]
Jerry Bombanat : I said quit it, bramage for brains!
Errg : Uh, what you call me?
Mrs. Yallapappus : Okay, boys. It's time to go to sleep.
The Guests : Good night, Mrs. Yallapappus!
Yally : Good night, mom!
Mrs. Yallapappus : Good night, boys. Sleep tight.
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Little Monster : Why did you do it, Little Laff?
Little Laff : It was just a joke.
Little Monster : Well, it wasn't funny, Little Laff. Crime never is.
Detective Kerploppus : You can say that again, chief inspector!
Little Laff : You're not going to call the cops, are you?
Little Monster : No, even worse. We're going to call your mother.
Little Laff : NO!
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Little Monster : Why did you do it, Ickky?
Ickky : It was for the thrill, dudes. Danger is my middle name.
Little Monster : Your middle name is Horace, Ickky, not Danger. Anyway, changing names is a dangerous game.
Detective Kerploppus : Quite right, chief inspector. Quite right.
Ickky : You're not going to call the cops, are you?
Little Monster : No, even worse. We're going to call your mother.
Ickky : NO!
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Little Monster : Why did you do it, Jerry Bombanat?
Jerry Bombanat : It was just a scientific experiment!
Little Monster : Next time, keep your experiment thing in your lab, Jerry and leave the noses of Monsterville out of it.
Detective Kerploppus : You can say that again, chief inspector!
Jerry Bombanat : You're not going to call the cops, are you?
Little Monster : No, even worse. We're going to call your mother.
Jerry Bombanat : NO!
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Little Monster : Why did you do it, Errg?
Errg : The cheese made me do it.
Little Monster : Come again?
Errg : It was the cheese. I just wanted to make all food smell as good as my favorite food, cheese.
Little Monster : Well, if you pull another stunt like this, like a fine cheese, you have plenty of time to age... in prison!
Detective Kerploppus : Well said, chief inspector. Well said.
Errg : You're not going to call the cops, are you?
Little Monster : No, even worse. We're going to call your mother.
Errg : NO!
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Little Monster : Why did you do it, Yally?
Yally : I saw it in an old spy movie.
Little Monster : Well, life is not a spy movie, Yally. You should know art imitates life. Life does not imitate art.
Detective Kerploppus : Very deep, chief inspector. Very deep.
Yally : You're not going to call the cops, are you?
Little Monster : No, even worse. We're going to call your mother.
Yally : NO!
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Jerry Bombanat : Hey, Yally! Did you know that absolute zero is the temperature at which the molecules of a substance would cease moving?
Yally : Hmm. That's nice, Jerry.
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Little Monster : It all started the night of the sleepover at Yally's house. It was the usual gang. Little Laff, Ickky, Errg, Jerry Bombanat, Yally, of course, and myself.
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Little Monster : The next day, I didn't stay over for breakfast at Yally's. I had to get home to the office. Suddenly, the phone rang.
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Detective Kerploppus : [picks up phone] Little Monster Private Eye Headquarters. Detective Kerploppus speaking.
Mrs. Yallapappus : Ahhh!
Detective Kerploppus : It's for you, chief inspector.
[He gives the phone to Little Monster]
Little Monster : [narrating] It was Mrs. Yallapappus and she was very upset.
Mrs. Yallapappus : Something terrible has happened to my lunch! The orange juice smells like peanut butter and the peanut butter smells like orange juice! Ah! Please go, right away!
Little Monster : Don't worry, Mrs. Y. We'll be there in two shakes on a toad's tail.
[Hangs up phone]
Little Monster : Detective Kerploppus, to the Private Eye Mobile on the double!
Detective Kerploppus : Yes, chief inspector!