A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)
The Miserable Mill: Part Two (2017)
Neil Patrick Harris: Count Olaf
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Quotes
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Dr. Georgina Orwell : I'm running a business while you're running around wearing my clothes.
Count Olaf : How quickly we fall into old routines.
Dr. Georgina Orwell : Perhaps some old flames are better snuffed out.
Count Olaf : Georgina, you little minx.
Dr. Georgina Orwell : You have lipstick on your teeth.
Count Olaf : Yes, it's part of my character.
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Count Olaf : [opens tin] Hi, I'm cookie. Shirley?
[closes the tin, realizing the mistake]
Count Olaf : Oh, sorry. I'm Shirley. Cookie?
[opens tin again]
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Count Olaf : I really wanna practice saying the secret words.
Dr. Georgina Orwell : Why, so you could take over and you wouldn't need me anymore?
Count Olaf : Someone has trust issues.
Dr. Georgina Orwell : Of course I do - I dated you.
Count Olaf : So, you don't trust me because I'm handsome?
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Violet Baudelaire : Why do you hate us so much?
Count Olaf : Because it's fun.
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Baudelaire Children , Count Olaf : There's no happy endings, not here and not now, this tale is all sorrows and woes / You may dream that justice and peace win the day, but that's not how the story goes.
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Count Olaf : You're terrible, and I love it.
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Lemony Snicket : You may think that the Baudelaires ought to prevail / and be tucked some place, all safe and sound / Count Olaf captured and rotting in jail / his henchpeople nowhere around.
Count Olaf : But there's no happy endings, not here and not now, this tale is all sorrows and woes / You may dream that justice and peace win the day, but that's not how the story goes.
Mr. Poe : You might think that two parents, both brave and both true / Would live till a nice ripe old age / But I'm sad to say I have bad news for you / The curtain rings down on the stage.
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Lemony Snicket : Some people smile at the end of the day.
Count Olaf : Some people laugh, I suppose.
Mr. Poe : But to me there is nothing but gloom and despair / That's just how the story goes...
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Count Olaf : The world is a pair of ill-fitting pants, and other dire, hideous clothes.
Baudelaire Children : You might think that three children would lead pleasant lives, but that's not how the story goes.
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Count Olaf : [to Violet] Poor little orphan. Haven't you learned anything this year? Week? Season?
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Count Olaf : Count Olaf: If there's nothing up there, then what was that noise?
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Count Olaf : Hi, I'm Cookie, Shirley?