- Johnny Carson: Frank Sinatra's in the news today - you know why? He's gonna market his own brand of pasta. Frank Sinatra... I tried Frank's pasta; wasn't too great. I - I ate it up and spit it out, but I did it my way.
- Johnny Carson: How many wives enjoy getting amorous in the middle of the afternoon, before the kids get home?... How many find it especially convenient that your husband gets home after the kids?