- Mr. Peabody: Mr. Gilbert, welcome.
- Arthur Sullivan: I'm not Gilbert, I'm Sullivan!
- Mr. Gilbert: And I'm Gilbert! I just hate it when people get confused about who is whom!
- [Mr. Peabody chuckles nervously]
- Arthur Sullivan: And what's all this clutter?
- Mr. Peabody: Oh, you just missed out salute to the American blanket.
- Orchoptitron: [in Mr. Peabody's body] Beep-borp!
- Mr. Hobson: [in Mr. Peabody's body] Mr. Peabody!
- Arthur Sullivan: Are you okay?
- Mr. Peabody: Oh, yes, yes, we're all so incredibly excited for the song-and-dance routine you'll be performing.
- Arthur Sullivan: Well, why don't you join us, Mr. Peabody?
- Mr. Peabody: Well, I don't know if I... .
- Christine: [in Mr. Peabody's body] I'd like to sing with you!
- Arthur Sullivan: Wonderful! Curtain!
- Mr. Peabody, Mr. Gilbert: [singing] Two little maids from school are we pert as a school girl well can be filled to the brim with girlish glee two little maids from school
- Mr. Gilbert: [singing] Everything is a source of fun
- [giggling in tune]
- Mr. Peabody: [singing] Nobody's safe, we care for...
- Mr. Hobson: [in Mr. Peabody's body] Mr. Peabody!
- [Mr. Gilbert grunts]