- Adam Goldberg: [about the Star Wars holiday special] I don't know why Art Carney is a family friend, or why Jefferson Starship performed a song for the Empire.
- Murray Goldberg: Starship's in their name, that one makes sense.
- Adam Goldberg: [reevaluating his movie collection] Short Circuit 2, Time Bandits, and don't even get me started on Jaws 4: The Revenge.
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: You love that movie.
- Adam Goldberg: 'This time it's personal'? Why would a shark swim from New England to the Bahamas to attack the woman who was married to the guy who killed his friend?
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: Sharks have feelings too.
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: [about the Star Wars holiday special] I think you missed something cool from that movie.
- [holds up Adam's Boba Fett figure]
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: You recognize this guy?
- Adam Goldberg: Yeah, Boba Fett.
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: You gotta admit he was pretty cool in it.
- Adam Goldberg: Wait a minute, that was made long before 'The Empire Strikes Back'. You mean if it wasn't for the holiday special, we wouldn't have the Fett?
- Adam Goldberg: Pops, how do you always look on the bright side of everything?
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: It's childlike wonder, no matter how old you get, people like us, it's important to never lose it.
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: [watching Howard the Duck a second time] You glad we came back, kiddo?
- Adam Goldberg: Yeah, I wish I was as cool as Howard.
- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: He *does* have a way with the ladies.