Mom (TV Series)

Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie (2016)

Anna Faris: Christy Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Bonnie : When I was pregnant with this one, one of my friends thought it was a bad idea, I came *this* close to having an abortion.

  Christy : WHAT?

  Bonnie : I told you.

  Christy : UH-UH, DID NOT, I would've remembered!

  Bonnie : Calm down, it's not like I did it.

  Christy : Who, who is this woman?

  Bonnie : Relax, you don't know her, because I never talked to her again after that, which is my point what could happen with you and Jill.

  Christy : In one breath you tell me that you almost had me aborted and now you tell me I might've lost my best friend, what kind of pep talk is this?

  Bonnie : Oh my God, you get mad at me when I pay attention and you get mad at me when I don't pay attention.

• Bonnie : I can tell her how painful it was to have you come out feet first.

  Christy : I came out feet first so I could run!

• Christy : Having kids is hard work and you're just not cut out for it.

  Jill Kendall : Just because *you* failed as a mom doesn't mean I will.

  Christy : I know you have issues from your mom dying that you think having a baby will solve, but it won't. If having a kid fixed everything, your mother... wouldn't have done what she did.

  Jill Kendall : [slowly nods]  I never want to talk to you again.

  [walks off] 

• Christy : [to Jill]  Having a baby isn't just playing dress up and picnics at the beach, I mean sure you'll have some picnics, but just getting the car loaded will crush your soul.

• Jill Kendall : [addressing the AA meeting]  If it wasn't for this meeting tonight, I wouldn't even have crawled out of bed today.

  Christy : [whispers to Marjorie]  Here we go, 50 shades of Jill.

  Jill Kendall : Today is the anniversary of my mother's suicide.

  Christy : [whispers]  Clearly I misspoke.

  [Marjorie nods] 

• Jill Kendall : Ooh! A crib shaped like Cinderella's coach. What do you think?

  Christy : It looks like a float in a tiny gay pride parade.