Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

Ryan Reynolds: Wade Wilson, Deadpool

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Quotes 

• Deadpool : [to Wolverine]  Don't just stand there, you ape. Give me a hand up.

  [Wolverine draws his claws] 

  Deadpool : Nope, I'm actually okay, thank you very much!

• Wade Wilson : Your little cinematic universe is about to change, forever!

• Paradox : Mr Wilson, you appear to have soiled yourself while unconscious.

  Wade Wilson : I wasn't unconscious.

• Wade Wilson : I am the Messiah. I am Marvel Jesus.

• Deadpool : [sees the Alioth storm]  OH MY FUCK!

• Blind Al : Wanna do some cocaine?

  Wade Wilson : Hey! Cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off limits.

  Blind Al : What about Bolivian marching powder?

  Wade Wilson : They know all the slang terms. They have a list.

  Blind Al : Even snowboarding?

  Wade Wilson : Even disco dust.

  Blind Al : White Girl, Interrupted?

  Wade Wilson : Even Forrest Bump.

  Blind Al : Do you want to build a snowman?

  Wade Wilson : Yes! But I can't!

• Wade Wilson : [sees the TVA time sticks]  Is that supposed to be scary? Pegging isn't new for me, friendo. But it is for Disney.

• Deadpool : Fuck you, Fox! I'm going to Disneyland!

• Deadpool : I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about.

  Logan : Not my fucking problem!

  [walks off] 

  Deadpool : Is that what you said when your world went to shit?

  Logan : ... Come again?

• Deadpool : I don't know anything about saving worlds, but you do!

  Logan : Trust me, kid. I'm no hero.

  Deadpool : You were an X-Man. You were THE X-Man.

• Deadpool : Want to talk about what's haunting you, or should we wait for a third act flashback?

  Logan : Ah, go fuck yourself!

• Deadpool : This is what I'm talking about: big slow-motion action sequence, who knows if you live or die? Let's fucking go!

  Wolverine : Let's fucking go.

• Barman : I told you, you're not welcome here. You're not welcome anywhere. Now get the fuck out of my bar.

  Logan : Just give me one more drink, and then I'll leave.

  Deadpool : Hi, Peanut. I'm gonna need you to come with me right now.

  Logan : Look, lady, I'm not interested.

  Deadpool : All right. Well, I'm sort of on the tick-tick, so upsy-daisy, here we go.

  [Deadpool lifts Logan off his stool] 

  Logan : Whoa! Hey, hey!

  [Logan draws his claws, but they move slowly] 

  Deadpool : Oh. Whiskey dick of the claws. It's quite common in Wolverines over 40.

  Logan : You don't want this.

  [Deadpool pulls out a pistol and points it at Logan's forehead] 

  Deadpool : Unless you want to take a deep breath through your fucking forehead, I suggest you reconsider.

  [Logan laughs and places his forehead against the gun] 

• Deadpool : I am soaking wet right now!

• [at the diner] 

  Logan : Mind putting your mask back on?

  Wade Wilson : Super hard to eat while I'm wearing it.

  Logan : It's super hard to eat when you're not.

• [Giant-Man's helmet opens, revealing a giant skull] 

  Deadpool : Huh. Paul Rudd finally aged.