- Luke Dunphy: [to Manny] Fine! You win! You win worst parent, you win college. Hope you have fun here while I'm shoveling poo in some underground poo-shoveling place.
- Richard: You're funny. I did not expect that from a seismologist. Which, by the way, how did you get into that?
- Haley Dunphy: Oh, um, it's just always come easy for me. You know? I look at people and I just instinctively know their size. People are like, "Oh, I'm a 4," and I'm like, "Who you foolin', girl? You a 10."