Phil calls upon his alter ego to inject some sizzle back into his marriage; Jay shows favoritism in his parenting; Haley and Sal try to stand up to men in their lives.
Phil wants to have a romantic Valentine Day with Claire, however Claire is busy and she tried to fix it in a magic way.Gloria is unsatisfied about Joe's recent behavior, which is apparently learnt from Jay.Cam and Mitch taught the Sal and Haley to break up with men they are dating despite they have no idea what facts really are.