- Danny DeVito: There aren't many Italian - there *are* a lot of Italian lawyers, but there aren't as many as, you know - because, like, in the law school, if you're an Italian guy, and you go to enroll to become a lawyer, people look down; they kind of think that you're either there because your uncle or your father is... you know, he needs help - he's in jail for racketeering or something.
- Richard Benjamin: She's feeding me these vegetarian meals at night. You know, I don't know what they are. Um... one of them the other night looked like lasagna. And I said, "Is this lasagna?" And she said, "Sort of." I said, uh, "Is that cheese on it?" She said, "It's sort of cheese." I said, uh, "Will you tell me what's in it?" She said, "You don't want to know what's in this." And she serves the kids the same stuff. So late at night, when she goes to sleep, we... my son and I go out at night looking for meat.