Modern Family (TV Series)

Finding Fizbo (2017)

Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett

Quotes 

• Ray : The idiot across the hall left his door open.

  Jay Pritchett : That's my room!

  Ray : Then you're going to need this.

  [tosses Jay his pills] 

• Jay Pritchett : And why did you get me a triple-XL?

  Phil Dunphy : The lady said it'd shrink in the wash.

  Jay Pritchett : How's it gonna do in the trash?

  Phil Dunphy : Jay.

  Jay Pritchett : Kidding. I'll use it to wash my car.