Mom (TV Series)

Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness (2017)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Bonnie : [sultry voice]  Hello?

  Adam : Hi. Uh, when you were over earlier, you didn't happen to take a bag of cookies home, did you?

  Bonnie : [stoned]  Why are you talking so fast?

  Adam : Okay, so you took them and you ate them.

  Bonnie : We all did.

  Adam : Who's "we?"

  Bonnie : Me, Wendy, Jill, Christy... and Wendy.

  Adam : Oh, boy. Where are you?

  Bonnie : We're at the bistro. Hey, you remember FM radio? Don't I sound like FM radio? Up next, "Nights in White Satin."

  Adam : I'm coming right over.

• Jill Kendall : [the girls are all happily stoned and laughing and riding playground horses]  You know, I learned how to masturbate on one of these.

  Bonnie : When you were little?

  Jill Kendall : No, just now.

  [laughs hysterically] 

• Bonnie : [at AA]  It's finally dawned on me, 2 years into my 5th time getting sober, I *want* to be here!

• Christy : I feel awful.

  Bonnie : This is like somebody died.

  Victor : [pokes his head out the kitchen window]  Sugar or Splenda?

  [Marjorie glares at him] 

  Victor : Fine, I bring both.

• Christy : Hey, how're you doing?

  Bonnie : Been better.

  Christy : I did like you teaching me how to skip.

  Bonnie : I liked it too.

  Christy : I'm sorry I blamed you.

  Bonnie : Thank you.

• Bonnie : 4,010 skips from our apartment to the AA meeting.

  Christy : And for every one of them, I wish I had on a sports bra.

• Bonnie : That is not skipping! That is a lady having a seizure! How does a person NOT know how to skip?

  Christy : [sadly]  My mom never taught me.

  Bonnie : Well shame on her! I'll teach you. Come on,

  [grabs Christy around the waist, goes in circles] 

  Bonnie : Step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop!

• Bonnie : [sees the girls spinning around on the merry-go-round screaming]  Oh my God, we are *so* high.

• Marjorie : So you didn't have *any* idea that the cookies had pot in them?

  Bonnie : [everybody looks at Bonnie]  Of course not!

  Marjorie : Then this was just an accident, it doesn't undo anything.