- Bonnie: [sultry voice] Hello?
- Adam: Hi. Uh, when you were over earlier, you didn't happen to take a bag of cookies home, did you?
- Bonnie: [stoned] Why are you talking so fast?
- Adam: Okay, so you took them and you ate them.
- Bonnie: We all did.
- Adam: Who's "we?"
- Bonnie: Me, Wendy, Jill, Christy... and Wendy.
- Adam: Oh, boy. Where are you?
- Bonnie: We're at the bistro. Hey, you remember FM radio? Don't I sound like FM radio? Up next, "Nights in White Satin."
- Adam: I'm coming right over.
- Jill Kendall: [the girls are all happily stoned and laughing and riding playground horses] You know, I learned how to masturbate on one of these.
- Bonnie: When you were little?
- Jill Kendall: No, just now.
- [laughs hysterically]
- Bonnie: [at AA] It's finally dawned on me, 2 years into my 5th time getting sober, I *want* to be here!
- Marjorie: [the girls are afraid they've they've lost their sobriety because they ate marijuana cookies] Look, this sort of thing happens. I had 11 years, I was on a cruise to Mexico, I ordered a virgin piña colada, I took a big gulp and realized it was as much a virgin as I was.
- Wendy: So what did you do?
- Marjorie: I called the waitress an unfortunate name... A series of names, really... but I didn't take another sip.
- Jill Kendall: [sitting on the floor] Marjorie, I'm really high and I'm scared it's never gonna end.
- Wendy: I'm scared I'm gonna lose my job, they drug test us!
- Marjorie: Everybody calm down.
- Adam: Don't say 'calm down', Christy does *not* like 'calm down'.
- Christy: [on spring horses at the park, Bonnie gets off hers] Jill, hold hers down so it doesn't get away.
- Bonnie: That is not skipping! That is a lady having a seizure! How does a person NOT know how to skip?
- Christy: [sadly] My mom never taught me.
- Bonnie: Well shame on her! I'll teach you. Come on,
- [grabs Christy around the waist, goes in circles]
- Bonnie: Step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop, step, hop!
- Bonnie: [sees the girls spinning around on the merry-go-round screaming] Oh my God, we are *so* high.
- Christy: 3 years of sobriety gone!
- Wendy: I had 5 years and 7 months.
- [Jill laughs]
- Christy: Jill! How can you possibly be laughing at this?
- Jill Kendall: I don't know! I'm trying to cry, but this is what's coming out.
- [laughs]
- Jill Kendall: Do you realize we got high *at* an AA meeting?
- Adam: Look, in a couple hours this will all be forgotten, so just calm down.
- Christy: DON'T tell us to calm down! You have no idea what we've just lost, what we worked so hard for, and now we have to start all over again!
- Adam: [quietly] I'm sorry.