- Zack Johnson: What are the odds of running into you here?
- Penny Hofstadter: Well, it's a bar, so pretty good.
- [Sheldon has just stormed out]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: His mother warned me. Everybody warned me. Actually, * he* warned me.
- [first lines]
- Leonard Hofstadter: We're pinned down!
- Howard Wolowitz: We can't get through!
- Raj Koothrappali: Sheldon, get over here and help!
- Sheldon Cooper: OK, one second.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon, why are you jumping up and down?
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm trying to shoot!
- Howard Wolowitz: Then use the 'Shoot' button not the 'Wonderful-thing-about-Tiggers' button!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Aaaw.
- Raj Koothrappali: That's it. We're dead.
- Howard Wolowitz: Challenge them again.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Doing it right now. They can't; there's an important Little League game tomorrow.
- Howard Wolowitz: No wonder they beat us; they're jocks.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: What happened to learning the unicycle?
- Sheldon Cooper: I stopped that; it was dumb. Uni-, bi-, tri-, menstrual; all cycles are dumb.
- [last lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: [walking along the sidewalk on very tall stilts] I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm tall, and I'm doing it.
- [wakes up in bed]
- Sheldon Cooper: Aw, man.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: It's not like I wanted to be a ventriloquist. I was in beauty pageants and I needed a talent besides spreading rumors that the other contestants were pregnant.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm sorry I called you a quitter.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, it's okay. I stopped being upset about that. And no, the irony is not lost on me.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: You said juggling was dumb, too.
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, it is. If I wanted to hold 3 things at once, I'd wear cargo pants.