Mick Foley: Commissioner Mick Foley

Quotes 

• Triple H : What do you want, Foley? What do you want?

  Commissioner Mick Foley : Listen, I know you guys were going through a lot of stress on Monday, but, Stephanie, you walked out on the match, and I've got no choice but to fine you.

  Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley : Mick, that was personal.

  Commissioner Mick Foley : It won't be much, but if it happens again, I'm going to have to strip you of your women's championship, because after all, you *are* the WWF women's champion, and there are certain examples you have to set.

  Triple H : This is a joke, Foley.

  Commissioner Mick Foley : King Kurt, come on in.

  Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley : Oh, hey, Kurt.

  Triple H : Wait a second. Get away from my wife.

  Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley : Hunter.

  Triple H : You understand me?

  Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley : Relax.

  Kurt Angle : Whoa, we're just friends.

  Triple H : Friends my ass.

  Commissioner Mick Foley : Hey, hey, Hunter, Hunter, I invited him here. But I happen to know for a fact that Stephanie and Kurt are more than just friends.

  Triple H : What?

  Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley : No, we're not.

  Kurt Angle : No, we're not.

  Triple H : Tell me about this. Tell me, come on.

  Commissioner Mick Foley : They're tag-team partners tonight, with you, right here in Birmingham, Alabama.

  [the crowd in the arena cheers] 

  Commissioner Mick Foley : In a six-person tag team match with no disqualifications, and the three of you will take on Lita...

  Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley : No.

  Commissioner Mick Foley : ...and those damn Dudleys.

  Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley : Mick, you can't do this.

  Commissioner Mick Foley : Oh, I can.

  Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley : No, you can't.

  Commissioner Mick Foley : And you know why? Because I have this.

  [taking out his gavel] 

  Commissioner Mick Foley : And that makes my decisions...

  [hammering it] 

  Commissioner Mick Foley : FINAL!