WWE Smackdown! (TV Series)

Emotional Roller Coaster (2000)

Adam Copeland: Edge

Quotes 

• Edge : Now, we could come out here and brag about our Monday-night win over the Rock and Undertaker, or as we like to call them, the Rockertaker. But we're not the bragging types. So instead of giving you fine people a brand-new pose, we're going to give you all a history lesson. We're going to teach America all about the great city of Louisville.

  [the crowd cheers] 

  Edge : Now, as we all know, Louisville is in Kentucky.

  Christian : Edge, I'm, uh, I'm sorry to interrupt you there, but speaking of Kentucky, I believe it was Lexington, Kentucky on Monday night when we so totally beat the Rock and Undertaker, and I covered the Rock for the three-count. Could we take a look at that footage, please?

  Edge : [a clip from Monday night is played on the Ovaltron]  Christian, that's great, but we're not out here to gloat. We're here to educate. Now, a great innovation was introduced to Louisville in 1996 when soap was used for the very first time.

  Christian : [laughing as the crowd boos]  And, uh, speaking of soap, remember that time we got a totally clean win over the Undertaker and Rock on "Raw"? And I got the cover? Huh? Let's look at that footage again in slow motion.

  Edge : [the clip plays again in slow motion, and the crowd begins chanting for the Rock]  Now, Christian, that's great, but this isn't about us. This is about Louisville, and... ha, you're right, this is about us. Show the footage from a new angle.

  [the clip plays again] 

  Edge : Ah, dude, this totally rules. One more time! One more.

  [the Rock's music hits instead, and the crowd roars as he comes out to the entrance ramp] 

  The Rock : Finally, The Rock has come back to Louisville!

  [the crowd cheers] 

  The Rock : Now, you two jabronis come out here running your mouths, showing your footage. Well, let The Rock get right to the point. Christian, did you beat The Rock on Monday night, 1-2-3? Yes, you did. Did you do it by yourself? No, you didn't. Not by a long shot. So let The Rock get right to the point, he wants you and you tonight.

  Christian : Rock, Rock...

  [the crowd begins a "Rocky" chant] 

  Christian : Rock, I understand you may still be a little woozy from that double-chair shot, the Con-chair-to, on Monday night, but that's never gonna happen.

  Edge : Yeah, there's no way we're going to ruin our undefeated against The Rock in Kentucky streak, but... but wait, Christian, Christian, do you smell something?

  [sniffing] 

  Edge : Rock, Rock, can you smell it? That's us totally reeking of awesomeness!

  The Rock : [chuckling in amusement]  Let The Rock understand this. Did you just say you reek of awesomeness? Is that your new catchphrase?

  Edge : Well, yeah, you have to beat...

  The Rock : IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THAT'S YOUR NEW CATCHPHRASE! Let The Rock give you a more accurate description, a more accurate catchphrase that fits the both of you. You two so totally, absolutely, unconditionally, positively reek of grade-A Kentucky Derby horse piss!

• Christian : Okay, Rock. You want your handicap match, fine. But only under one condition. Instead of us tagging in and out, it's both of us in the ring at the same time.

  The Rock : No problem.

  Edge : Hey, hey, wait a minute. Just hold on a second.

  [he whispers something to Christian] 

  Edge : The only way we'll get in the ring with you is if we're in the ring at the same time and your World Wrestling Federation heavyweight championship is on the line.

  The Rock : You two in the ring at the same time with The Rock? No problem. The Rock's WWF title on the line? No problem. But you two jabronis come out here running your mouths, talking about the past. Well, The Rock wants to talk about the future. Let The Rock take out his magical, invisible crystal ball.

  ["holding" the ball up] 

  The Rock : He sees Edge, he sees Christian. And good news, you're still WWF tag-team champions. But hold on, it's a little foggy.

  ["shaking" it] 

  The Rock : Ah, there it is, clear as crystal. It's a picture of The Rock whipping both your monkey asses all over Louisville! IF YOU SMELLLLLLL what The Rock is cooking!