A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

The Austere Academy: Part 2 (2018)

Patrick Warburton: Lemony Snicket

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Quotes 

• Lemony Snicket : This story ends the way all stories end - with the motto of Prufrock Preparatory School. That motto is, "Memento Mori," and it means...

  Count Olaf : Remember, you will die.

• [last lines] 

  Lemony Snicket : If you have lost a friend, you know it makes your world feel incomplete, like a puzzle with a piece missing, or one half of a broken spyglass. I'm sorry to tell you that this story does not end with the rescue of two brave and noble triplets. This story ends the way all stories end. With the motto of Prufrock Preparatory School. That motto is "memento mori," and it means...

  Count Olaf : Remember, you will die.

  [chuckles deviously] 

• Lemony Snicket : It can sometimes be overwhelming to witness the series of unfortunate events that rumble through one's life, like a mysterious automobile with its engine running. Which is why some people need to excuse themselves from time to time to a place where the world is quiet. Like a crystal ball, ready for anyone who has an important question.

• Lemony Snicket : If you have ever lost a friend, you know that it makes your world feel incomplete, like a puzzle with a piece missing or one half of a broken spyglass.

• Librarian : In a world too often governed by corruption and arrogance, it can be difficult to stay true to one's philosophical and literary principles.

  Lemony Snicket : In a world too often governed by corruption and arrogance, it can be difficult to stay true to one's philosophical and literary principles. It's something you don't need to hear twice, because you already know that it is so.

• Lemony Snicket : "School spirit" is a curious term. The phrase might sound as if it refers to a ghost or other undead phantasm haunting an educational establishment like very old gum clinging to a trophy case. What "school spirit" actually refers to is the belief one particular school is better than another.

  All : Our particular school is better than others!

  Lemony Snicket : Though, as the Baudelaires were about to learn, there are worse things that can haunt a school.

• Lemony Snicket : Sitting with friends, talking about something important is one of the most powerful and necessary forces in the world. It is the way so many noble organizations begin, with a conversation between associates or even brothers.