A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

The Ersatz Elevator: Part One (2018)

Nathan Fillion: Jacques Snicket

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Quotes 

• Olivia Caliban : You almost hit me!

  Jacques Snicket : A thousand pardons, ma'am. I didn't intend to scare you and I'll never forgive myself.

  Olivia Caliban : Never?

  Jacques Snicket : Well, not for a long time.

• Jacques Snicket : Need a ride?

  Olivia Caliban : It's my first day in the city but it's not... you know, my first day in the city. You can't expect me to hop into the car of a total stranger.

  Jacques Snicket : Well, that is how taxis work.

• Jacques Snicket : My brother once said suspicious activity is like good jazz. We'll know it when we hear it.