A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

The Ersatz Elevator: Part One (2018)

Sara Rue: Olivia Caliban

Quotes 

• Olivia Caliban : Mr Poe, I have taken an unpaid sabbatical from my job as a school librarian to come to the city and investigate these these things for myself and, frankly, the more I read, the more confused and upset I become.

  Mr. Poe : The same thing happens when I read too. It's why my wife and I prefer to curl up on the sofa and watch a few episodes of streaming television.

• Olivia Caliban : You almost hit me!

  Jacques Snicket : A thousand pardons, ma'am. I didn't intend to scare you and I'll never forgive myself.

  Olivia Caliban : Never?

  Jacques Snicket : Well, not for a long time.

• Jacques Snicket : Need a ride?

  Olivia Caliban : It's my first day in the city but it's not... you know, my first day in the city. You can't expect me to hop into the car of a total stranger.

  Jacques Snicket : Well, that is how taxis work.

• Jacquelyn : In a world too often governed by corruption and arrogance, it can be difficult to stay true to one's philosophical and literary principles.

  Olivia Caliban : What did you say?

  Jacquelyn : In a world too often governed by corruption and arrogance, it can be...

  Olivia Caliban : Difficult to stay true to one's philosophical and literary principles. I've heard that a lot recently.

  Jacquelyn : There's a lot of cause to say it.