- Sheldon Cooper: Lego is the perfect metaphor for marital congress. Two pieces that interlock with a satisfying snap.
- Sheldon Cooper: [First lines]
- [With a big cute smile on his face]
- Sheldon Cooper: Good morning, wife.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [She wakes up and smiles] Good morning, husband. I can't believe we're actually married.
- Sheldon Cooper: It's official. According to tradition, we should hang the bed sheets outside so the villagers can see that we consummated.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [as Sheldon gets out of bed] I don't think that's appropriate considering where we're starting our honeymoon.
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, I supposed you're right.
- [He then opens the curtain in the hotel room to show the main entrance to Legoland California]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Make all the schedules you want. Just don't tell me about them.
- Sheldon Cooper: Excellent. I'll create an algorithm that'll generate a pseudo-random schedule. And do you know why it won't be a true random schedule?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Because the generation of true random numbers remains an unsolved problem in computer science.
- Sheldon Cooper: Come with me.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Where are we going?
- Sheldon Cooper: To the hotel room. And when we get there, I'm gonna need you to say that again, except naked.