The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Bitcoin Entanglement (2017)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : You having a good day?
Penny Hofstadter : No, I missed an audition because my computer broke, and I didn't get the e-mail. Would've been a perfect part for me.
Sheldon Cooper : Was it waitress who ignores her customers? Because that's the role you were born to play.
Penny Hofstadter : Shut up and eat your burger.
Sheldon Cooper : Actually, it's a turkey club.
Penny Hofstadter : Didn't you order a burger?
Sheldon Cooper : I did, and yet here we are.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You know what, if you need a computer, you can use my laptop.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, that's sweet, but I'm not gonna take your computer.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, it's fine. I-I'm getting a new one anyway.
Penny Hofstadter : Are you sure?
Sheldon Cooper : Don't be silly. He's desperate to hold on to you. You can get anything out of him.
Howard Wolowitz : His car, his watch... Maybe a kidney. You already have his testicles. You can start a collection.
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Penny Hofstadter : So how are the wedding plans going?
Amy Farrah Fowler : We still can't decide on a location.
Penny Hofstadter : I thought you agreed on a cliff overlooking the beach.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon couldn't agree on which one. Some where too beachy, some were too cliffy.
Sheldon Cooper : And all of them were too outsidey.
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Leonard Hofstadter : I'm not mad.
Penny Hofstadter : Oh, really? Tell that to your eyebrows. Bet I could place a quarter between them, and it would just stay there.
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Zack Johnson : Are you guys fighting?
Penny Hofstadter : Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Zack Johnson : Are you fighting about whether or not you're fighting? 'Cause I've had that fight before. Turns out we were, and I lost.
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Penny Hofstadter : Let the record show, I did not marry you for the money, but you just got way more attractive.
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Penny Hofstadter : I've got to learn how to spell Hofstadter. I know there's a "d" in there, but it keeps moving every time I try and write it.