The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Explosion Implosion (2017)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Howard Wolowitz : [as the doctor's office] It feels like it wasn't that long ago we were here doing this for Halley.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : 'Cause it wasn't. Which reminds me, before we leave, let's get you a vasectomy.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, that's sweet, but today is all about you.
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Raj Koothrappali : [using a sewing machine] Oh, hey. Hey, what do you think?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Just because it's a boy, I don't think you need to put a picture of genitals on his shirt.
Raj Koothrappali : But that's a baseball bat with two little baseballs.
[tilting his head]
Raj Koothrappali : Okay, and now I see it.
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Dr. Sanders : So, you two ready to find out the sex of this baby?
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Absolutely.
Dr. Sanders : Is Halley hoping for a little brother or a little sister?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, she's nine months old, so unless it jingles or is in my bra, she doesn't care.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Don't you want a little version of Howard?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I already have a little version of Howard.
Howard Wolowitz : Now I'm having a son? I'll have to teach him how to play sports, and... and *watch* sports, and... and... and... and... and... and...
Raj Koothrappali : [to Leonard] He just ran out of man things. He's in trouble.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howie, there's a lot of amazing things you can teach a son.
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah. You do always know how to pick just the right antacid.
Howard Wolowitz : I don't know if I can teach that. It's just something I was born with.
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Raj Koothrappali : What's all this?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I'm just boxing up all the clothes Halley's outgrown. I guess we won't need them anymore.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, well, slow down. I'm sure there's some you could re-use for a boy.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [holding up a onesie] "Daddy's little girl"?
Raj Koothrappali : Okay, well, what if we, uh, change it to say "Daddy's little girl magnet"? Boom! Boy shirt.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [holding up a tutu] What about this?
Raj Koothrappali : Uh, okay. Uh, pull off the skirt, slap a lightning bolt on the front, and you got baby Flash. Ooh! Stick a long sleeve under it, boom! Baby Sheldon.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Wow, you're really good at this.
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, please. This isn't my first time turning girl clothes into boy clothes.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Why? You got your sister's hand-me-downs?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, that.
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Raj Koothrappali : So, you know, I understand why Howard is nervous about having a son, but are you really upset about it?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : No, I'm fine. It's just I grew up with a bunch of brothers, so I thought it'd be nice for Halley to have a sister. Is that wrong?
Raj Koothrappali : Of course it's wrong! You don't know what this little boy's gonna be like. Maybe he'll be rough and tumble, or maybe he'll be sweet and sensitive, or maybe he'll be all those things, like me.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You're rough and tumble?
Raj Koothrappali : You bet I am, bitch. But I'm also sensitive and regret saying that.