The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Planetarium Collision (2018)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : President Siebert, how much do you know about physics?
President Siebert : I'm a physicist.
Sheldon Cooper : I would not have guessed that.
President Siebert : I have a doctorate from Indiana University.
Sheldon Cooper : That makes more sense, Well, don't worry, I'll go slow.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : You got me removed from my own project?
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, and it wasn't easy. Apparently, you're very difficult to replace. Just between you and me, they consider Dr. Park quite the step down.
Dr. Park : I was trying to pick my moment to leave. This seems like it.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm having a problem in my marriage. I've upset my wife and I don't know how to make it right.
Arthur Jeffries : And ya-and you're coming to me for advice? I-I upset my wife every time I woke up in the morning.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm not coming to you. You're just a manifestation of my subconscious. I mean I'm actually coming to me.
Arthur Jeffries : So you know everything I'm going to say.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, but it sounds wiser from you because you're old and glowing.
Arthur Jeffries : Fine. Rule number one in a marriage - Don't go to bed angry.
Sheldon Cooper : That makes sense.
Arthur Jeffries : Rule number two in a marriage - If you don't recognize the shoes under your bed, they're not your shoes.
Sheldon Cooper : Because they're her shoes?
Arthur Jeffries : Ne-never mind. Just, just go with rule number one.
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Sheldon Cooper : I didn't know that Dagobah had delicatessens.
Arthur Jeffries : Not good ones. Whatever you do, don't order the Reuben.