The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
Fred Armisen: Cranky Kong
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Quotes
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Lumalee : Ooh, fresh meat for the grinder!
Cranky Kong : Who's this ray of sunshine?
Lumalee : There's no sunshine. Only darkness.
Penguin King : Shut up! Shut Up! SHUT UP!
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Mario : Um... no one panic, but the road is about to end.
Cranky Kong : Well then you better step on the gas and buckle up!
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Cranky Kong : That means you, Diddy Kong!
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Cranky Kong : Get your clown claws off of me!
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Princess Peach : That was incredible! He kept beating you senseless and you just kept getting back up? You just don't know when to quit!
Mario : Huh. I never thought of it as a good thing.
Princess Peach : It's a great thing.
Mario : [touched] Thanks.
Donkey Kong : [interrupts Mario and Peach's moment] I let him win, just for the record!
Mario : [unconvinced] Really, though? Why would you do that?
Donkey Kong : You wanna know why? It's MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, THAT'S WHY!
[throws a barrel at Mario, who ducks]
Mario : [trying to stand up to Donkey Kong] Alright, giant monkey!
Cranky Kong : [hits both Mario and Donkey Kong with his walking cane] ENOUGH! Get inside!
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Cranky Kong : [taunting Peach about Mario shrinking] I guess he got the wrong mushroom!
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Cranky Kong : You did good, kid! Make your pecs dance. You deserve it!
Donkey Kong : No time now, definitely later!
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Cranky Kong : Enough with the showboating!
Donkey Kong : What do you mean? They like it! It's what they came here for: dancing pecs!
[does a chest dance]
Cranky Kong : [to the crowd] Okay, simmer down.
[the crowd continues to chant]
Cranky Kong : I said simmer down!
[everyone except for Diddy Kong stops chanting]
Cranky Kong : That means you, Diddy Kong!
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Cranky Kong : Oh, by all means, come in.
[the door closes as Mario, Peach and Toad walk up to Cranky Kong]
Princess Peach : Great and mighty Cranky Kong.
Cranky Kong : So, I heard you want my army.
Princess Peach : Yes, Your Highness. Without your help, the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated.
Cranky Kong : What makes you think you're worthy of fighting alongside the greatest army in the WORLD?
Princess Peach : Because we have heart! And with your strength we can win.
Cranky Kong : Okay, fine.
Princess Peach : That's it?
Cranky Kong : No, that's not it! The answer is no! Goodbye!
Princess Peach : [stressed] If the Mushroom Kingdom falls, the Jungle Kingdom is next!
Mario : We're not leaving without YOUR ARMY!
Cranky Kong : [laughs] Who is this guy? He makes me laugh! All right, tough guy! You want my army so badly? Defeat my son in the GREAT RING OF KONG!
Princess Peach : Give us a second!
Princess Peach : [whispers to Mario] This is a really, REALLY bad idea!
Mario : [frustrated] Well do you have another way to save my brother?
Cranky Kong : Are you two done whispering? It's a little rude.
Mario : You, sir, have a deal! I'll fight your son AND WIN!
Cranky Kong : I'm sure you will.
[laughs manically as he is helped onto his kart]