The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

Charlie Day: Luigi

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Quotes 

• Bowser : What is your name?

  Luigi : Luigi.

  Bowser : Not sure if you know who I am, but I'm about to marry a princess and rule the world.

  Luigi : [nervous]  Wow, uh... yay.

  Bowser : But, there's one problem, Luigi: There's a human traveling with my fiancée, has a mustache, just like you. Do you know him?

  Luigi : No. No!

  Bowser : Well, a tough one, I see. Maybe, this will get you to talk.

  [begins to grab one of his mustache and Luigi whimpers] 

  Luigi : You think I know every human being with a mustache wearing an identical outfit with a hat with the letter of his first name on it? Because, I don't!

  [Bowser plucks one of Luigi's mustache off and he screams] 

  Bowser : [grabs him and his mustache both, yells]  Do you know him?

  Luigi : Stop! Stop, stop, stop! Sometimes, I know him! Yes, I know him! He's my brother Mario, and he's the best guy in the world!

  Bowser : Do princesses find him attractive?

  Luigi : They do if they have good taste!

  [Bowser pulls Luigi's mustache off, and he was screaming] 

  Bowser : Get him out of my sight!

  [throws Luigi on the ground] 

  Bowser : We'll see how tough this Mario is, when he watches me kill his brother!

• Bowser : [about Mario]  Do princesses find him attractive?

  Luigi : They do if they have good taste!

• Donkey Kong : [after Bowser is shrunk]  Ha! He got the blue mushroom!

  Mario : [to Peach]  Eh? Told ya I'd get you a pet turtle.

  Princess Peach : [giggles]  Not bad, mustache.

  [turns to Luigi] 

  Princess Peach : And Luigi? You're so brave.

  Luigi : Oh, uh, thanks. It's kinda my thing.

• Luigi : Haha! Yes! You just got Luigi'd!

• Spike : Well, well, well! If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures: the Stupid Mario Brothers!

  Luigi : [annoyed as he and Mario walk up to Spike]  Oh great, Spike's here.

  Mario : [sarcastically]  Hey, Spike.

  Spike : [cackles]  Yeah, it's-a me! Tell me, have you even gotten one call since you left me to start your dumb company?

  Luigi : As a matter of fact, Spike, we have.

  Mario : [to Luigi]  Wow, really?

  Luigi : Yeah! Our mom called. She said "Aw boys, that's the best commercial I've ever seen!" And I said "Thank you very much mother, we're very proud of it!" So BOOM!

  [drops his phone to the ground, breaking it. Mario is embarrassed] 

  Spike : Good luck running a business with this, idiot!

  [throws a napkin at Luigi, but Mario swiftly catches it] 

  Mario : [angrily]  Say that again about my brother, and you're gonna regret it!

  [throws the napkin back at Spike] 

  Spike : [gets up and grabs Mario by his overalls]  Oh yeah? Get this through your tiny brain, Mario: you're a joke! And you always will be!

  [puts Mario down, chuckles and leaves] 

  Luigi : Are you insane? He's three times your size!

  Mario : Luigi, come on! You know, you can't be scared all the time.

  Luigi : Mmm, you'd be surprised.

• Mario : [Seeing a report on a broken pipe]  Destiny is calling.

  Luigi : Destiny del Vecchio from high school?

  Mario : What? No! Just come on!

• Mario : I am so glad we spent our life savings on this commercial!

  Luigi : That is not a commercial! That is cinema.

• Mario : Hey! Leave him alone!

  Luigi : Mario!

  Bowser : You just don't know when to quit!

  Mario : Eh, I've been told that before.

• Mario : [Luigi uses a sewer lid to protect Mario from Bowser's Fire Breath. Mario is in awe of Luigi's bravery]  Lu!

  Luigi : Nothing can hurt us as long as we're together.

• [Mario and Luigi arrive at a luxury apartment] 

  Luigi : Oh, wow! We have hit the big time!

  [the brothers fist bump]