A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV Series)

Slippery Slope: Part 2 (2019)

Neil Patrick Harris: Count Olaf

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• Hook-Handed Man : You seem a bit stressed boss. You should take some deep breaths. Uh, maybe a short constitutional?

  Count Olaf : I don't have time to read a bunch of amendments!

• Count Olaf : I still got everything I wanted. Because *I* am amazing, brainy, courageous, dashing, enchanting, famished, gifted, hilarious, im... in... What's a good word to describe me that starts with an I?

  The Man with a Beard but No Hair : Idiot!

• Count Olaf : To be clear, we're going to kidnap a bunch of rich kids, eliminate their parents in a series of arsons, then while waiting for them to come of age so that we can seize their fortunes, indoctrinate them via a combination of emotionally distant parenting and Stockholm Syndrome?

  The Woman with Hair but No Beard : Oh, Olaf, we're not emotionally distant, you just didn't deserve praise.