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Much ado about nearly nothing
lor_27 June 2019
After the four minutes of recap footage from Episode 13, we are presented with nearly three and a half hours of schmoozing and lesbian sex that does nothing to advance the story in this disappointing episode of Girlfriends Films' hit jail-bait series.

Prudishness is the theme here, run into the ground for the umpteenth time by the Girlfriends crew. Aidra Fox feigns disgust at finding a fake-book containing (it's really a big box) lingerie and sex toys in her sister's room, and shows it to Prinzzess, who merely gets aroused and painstakingly seduces her. Running time of this nothing scene is interminable.

Mindi Mink and Prinzzess listen at the motel door of young cheerleaders Nina North and Gwen Stark, accusing them of having sex, though we see merely an innocent pillow fight going on. Mink apologizes to North and then seduces the buxom girl, while Miss P predictably seduces Gwen.

Mercedes Carrera guests (uncredited) in a significant NonSex role in a lengthy dialog-heavy set-up to the final segment. She's expecting her goddaughter Blair for dinner, with Blair's friend Jorden Kennedy tagging along. They are cheerleaders from nearby Springfield, and Mercedes invites Sindy Lange to come to.

We listen to endless name-dropping gossip (Rayveness in particular gets a bad rap, alongside Mindi Mink in passing) from Jorden, all of which sets up a typical scene of Sindy in the bedroom with Jorden admiring the kid's cheerleader uniforms. Switch is that Jorden, supposedly a virgin as is Blair (Blair's mom is stipulated as a very old-fashioned prude) seduces Sindy.

Blair is uncredited but resembles obscure young porn actress Blaire Banks, but I couldn't make a positive ID.
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