- Aisha Tyler: [after "Sound Effects" with The Bella Twins] Those ladies are... foxy.
- Wayne Brady: Really?
- Aisha Tyler: Didn't notice?
- Wayne Brady: No ma'am.
- Ryan Stiles: They don't look like the guys in the wrestling team in high school, that's for sure.
- Aisha Tyler: No. That's for sure.
- Ryan Stiles: Well, ONE guy, but...
- Aisha Tyler: I just imagine...
- Ryan Stiles: Terry.
- Aisha Tyler: Terry. Well, you know...
- Aisha Tyler: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Pick-up lines in space."
- Wayne Brady: [to Colin] Shall we commence re-entry?
- [Aisha and audience laugh]
- Wayne Brady: It's okay, it's space. Nobody can hear you scream.
- [both leave the stage; Colin returns with Ryan]
- Ryan Stiles: I don't want to brag, but uh... how about a little Deep Space Nine?
- [both leave the stage; Wayne returns with Colin]
- Wayne Brady: [to Colin] Forget that guy; how about I give you Seven of Nine?
- Colin Mochrie: Why not the whole thing?
- Jeff Davis: [in "Hoedown", about cowboys]
- [singing]
- Jeff Davis: Well I'm the biggest cowboy, I'm super big and strong.
- Ryan Stiles: You're huge!
- Jeff Davis: [singing] And all the ladies know that my rope is extra long.
- Ryan Stiles: Hello!
- Jeff Davis: [singing] I had a reduction and the surgery went great. / I was The Dirty Dozen, now I'm just The Hateful Eight.