- Grace Hanson: In your defense, I don't think that any of the packages you wrapped actually made it to our customers.
- Frankie Bergstein: I just polished off a tub of what I thought was cheese dip.
- Grace Hanson: Yeah, I know. I read your status update.
- Frankie Bergstein: This was our biggest fan and we whacked her!
- Grace Hanson: Okay, you have to stop talking like that, because we have a bigger problem here. That lady told two strangers that Harriet died using our vibrator. Who else is she gonna tell? The parrot?
- Frankie Bergstein: Oh, no. They repeat everything!
- Grace Hanson: I think we have to start thinking about damage control.
- Frankie Bergstein: Damage control? We killed a woman who trusted us!
- Grace Hanson: Yeah. That's the damage we have to control.
- Sol Bergstein: He's just a friend.
- Robert Hanson: How often would you say you text with this Mr. Beef Medallion?
- Sol Bergstein: How about you stop interrogating me.
- Robert Hanson: How about you give me your phone back so I know exactly what I'm interrogating you about.
- Sol Bergstein: No!
- Robert Hanson: I thought you had nothing to hide.
- Sol Bergstein: Fine, but I will not say another word without my therapist present.
- [storms off]
- Barry: Do you remember how I used to be terrified of you just like everybody else?
- Brianna Hanson: Fondly.
- Barry: This one day I saw you strutting all hot and cocky down the hallway, until you walked right into a trash can.
- Brianna Hanson: Doesn't sound like me at all, but I'll entertain it.
- Barry: And you were clearly horrified, and relieved when you thought no one saw you. I mean, you were such a colossal loser in that moment.
- Brianna Hanson: And you're telling me now, in this moment, because...
- Barry: Because it was adorable. It made me smile the whole day. And the next day, I asked you out.
- Frankie Bergstein: It's very uncomfortable eating dinner with someone in complete silence.
- Grace Hanson: You have literally spoken every 15 seconds.