Mike Myers: Tommy Maitland - Host

Quotes 

• Tommy Maitland (2017) : [introducing an act following an ad break]  If you don't enjoy this next act, just remember that thirty seconds ago, you were watching a commercial for an opioid-related stool softener.

• Tommy Maitland (2017) : [introducing an act]  Sometimes you save the best for last, and other times it's just the next one.

• Tommy Maitland (2017) : This next act needs no introduction.

  [stands and says nothing else until the curtain opens to admit the next act]