The Good Place (TV Series)

Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent (2018)

Manny Jacinto: Jason Mendoza

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• Michael : It's a torture museum. Famous examples of bad behavior and explanations of the torture they earned.

  Jason Mendoza : Is there a gift shop?

  Michael : Jason, this is Hell. Of course there's a gift shop.

• Tahani Dummy : I'm Tahani al-Jamil, a vainglorious attention-seeker with enough jealousy to power Elon Musk's underwater mansion... which I've been to, by the way.

  Tahani Al-Jamil : [whispering]  I have, actually. It's remarkable.

  Tahani Dummy : It's remarkable.

  Chidi Dummy : I'm Chidi Anagonye. Or maybe I'm not. I can't decide anything. Or maybe I can. Aww, I can't decide. My stomach hurts.

  Eleanor Shellstrop : [to a glaring Chidi]  What? They kind of nailed it. I've heard you say all that stuff.

  Eleanor Dummy : I'm Eleanor Shellstrop. I mock others to distract myself from the emptiness inside me.

  Eleanor Shellstrop : That's fair. That's a fair hit.

  Jason Dummy : I'm Jason Mendoza. Duh...

  Jason Mendoza : [laughing]  That's me!

• Jason Mendoza : Forget this plan! I say we just huck a Molotov cocktail and run through the portal.

  Chidi Anagonye : I think we should go with Michael's plan.

  Jason Mendoza : I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem.

  Eleanor Shellstrop : He makes a strong case.

• Jason Mendoza : I know what my secret identity is.

  Eleanor Shellstrop : You cannot be Blake Bortles.

  Jason Mendoza : Fine. Then I'll be Jake...

  Chidi Anagonye : Don't say Jortles.

  Jason Mendoza : ...Jortles! And I work in the Molotov Cocktail department.

• Michael : See, the judge exists in a sort of neutral zone, separate from the Good Place and the Bad Place. The only things there are the Judge's quarters, the accounting department, and the Janet warehouse. There's also an IHOP.

  Jason Mendoza : Ooh! I'm gonna order the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N' Fruity!

  Michael : No. Sorry. In this realm, IHOP stands for "Interdimensional Hole of Pancakes". You don't really eat these pancakes. It's more like they eat you.

  Jason Mendoza : [beat]  Okay. I'll get eggs, then.

• Jason Mendoza : I don't know. This plan seems complicated.

  Eleanor Shellstrop : To be fair, you also once said that about an orange.

  Jason Mendoza : They don't make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes. But oranges you don't?