- Dirk Gently: Listen I'm having one of those emotions where, how to put this, I'm actively regretting every decision that brought me to this moment in life.
- The Beast: Love oo!
- [the Rainbow Beast drags Dirk away]
- Wakti Wapnasi: Amanda, when you return to your world you must gather the tools. The universe is broken and only you can fix it.
- The Beast: [in a raspy voice] Oo been sleetzin. Yoo mah boyfre now. We gon liv togazar uppa foritz. Imma wantz get yoo ol' an bootaful.
- Dirk Gently: Sorry, this, this... this is alot for the first date!