Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

The Honeymoon (2018)

Clark Gregg: Phil Coulson

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• Glenn Talbot : Just trying to hold out, Phil. Where were you?

  Phil Coulson : We were in the future.

  Glenn Talbot : [laughs]  You were in the future. What, do you guys live in some fifth-dimension freak show?

  Phil Coulson : I'd say that's a relatively accurate description of our day-to-day life.

• Phil Coulson : Maybe I'm reckless. But if this is the end, better to go out doing something that matters.

  Melinda May : No. You don't get to make that decision alone. That decision is made by the people who love you.

  Phil Coulson : May...

  Melinda May : And that's me. I love you.

  [Coulson is speechless] 

  Melinda May : I thought that would shut you up.

• Glenn Talbot : [about Deke]  So, this kid's from the future.

  Phil Coulson : Yeah. And in that future, Earth is gone, and the last of humanity is enslaved by alien overlords.

  Glenn Talbot : [laughs]  Alien... over... I should've stayed in my cell. You're telling me that we got our asses handed to us by little green men.

  Phil Coulson : They were big and blue. But... they didn't crack the world apart. They said it was Daisy.

  Glenn Talbot : And you're sending her on missions?

  Phil Coulson : I need her leading missions. I got an old injury acting up. Not sure what my timetable is.

  Glenn Talbot : Oh, for the love of flapjacks! Do you ever have any good news?

  Phil Coulson : There's a young Inhuman who as seen a better future. We're working toward that.

• Phil Coulson : So, how'd you find us?

  Melinda May : Robin.

  Phil Coulson : A little bit like cheating, don't you think?

• Phil Coulson : We should start looking for shelter. Maybe get a fire going. Were you ever a Boy Scout?

  Glenn Talbot : [Scoffs]  Brigadier General outranks a Boy Scout,